Svenne
2019-06-13 08:54:17 UTC
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.