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Battery acid bitch's face melts
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Svenne
2019-06-13 08:54:17 UTC
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Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Dan S. MacAbre
2019-06-13 09:26:43 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
Keema's Nan
2019-06-13 09:51:12 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
I have found this to be the case with Brexit as well.

It would seem that any anti-Brexit comments from those on the left are
cheered along with gusto; whereas those supporting Brexit are jeered and
accused of being extreme right wing racist bastards.

The one problem with this approach is that, if the referendum result is to be
believed, the extreme right wing racist bastards are in a majority in the UK,
which the left seem not able to stomach. This might explain their constant
insistence that many who voted for Brexit did not know what they were voting
for (a blatant lie), therefore they can be crossed off the extreme right wing
racist bastard list because they swallowed the Brexit “lies”.
Dan S. MacAbre
2019-06-13 10:53:24 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
I have found this to be the case with Brexit as well.
It would seem that any anti-Brexit comments from those on the left are
cheered along with gusto; whereas those supporting Brexit are jeered and
accused of being extreme right wing racist bastards.
The one problem with this approach is that, if the referendum result is to be
believed, the extreme right wing racist bastards are in a majority in the UK,
which the left seem not able to stomach. This might explain their constant
insistence that many who voted for Brexit did not know what they were voting
for (a blatant lie), therefore they can be crossed off the extreme right wing
racist bastard list because they swallowed the Brexit “lies”.
It's a regrettable tactic; but I like to think that history will judge
such people as negatively as they deserve. For the time being, people
on all sides must suffer this debasement of our political discourse at a
time when very important decisions are to be made.
abelard
2019-06-13 10:06:41 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
lefties are expected to be vile and dishonest...

she should be sacked because she is vulgar and ugly

why ask for more excuses
--
www.abelard.org
Dan S. MacAbre
2019-06-13 10:56:00 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
lefties are expected to be vile and dishonest...
she should be sacked because she is vulgar and ugly
There are few of us that would survive such a purge :-) Having said
that, though, we don't generally expect to put our mugs on TV for the
purpose of mass entertainment.
Post by abelard
why ask for more excuses
abelard
2019-06-13 11:01:41 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
lefties are expected to be vile and dishonest...
she should be sacked because she is vulgar and ugly
There are few of us that would survive such a purge :-) Having said
that, though, we don't generally expect to put our mugs on TV for the
purpose of mass entertainment.
at the very least i require some counter balancing attributes

i see none with said 'comedienne

doubtless she 'entertains' brain donors who often also
pay the bbc tax
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www.abelard.org
Dan S. MacAbre
2019-06-13 11:14:55 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
Well done for using the traditional spelling of 'sulphuric' :-) I work
with people who have only ever known 'sulfuric', which seems puerile.
Post by Svenne
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
Strangely, it seems that one side of the political divide can say what
they like with relative impunity. Even when they say things like this,
they are treated as though they were the good guys.
lefties are expected to be vile and dishonest...
she should be sacked because she is vulgar and ugly
There are few of us that would survive such a purge :-) Having said
that, though, we don't generally expect to put our mugs on TV for the
purpose of mass entertainment.
at the very least i require some counter balancing attributes
i see none with said 'comedienne
doubtless she 'entertains' brain donors who often also
pay the bbc tax
As long as she continues to insult, and incite violence against, the
right sort of people, she will no doubt continue to prosper. Sometimes
it not whom you know, or whom you are prepared to fuck, that is the
secret to success in what is laughably called 'the entertainment
industry'; if you are ugly, or male, then it's whom you hate that matters.
Pamela
2019-06-13 14:54:45 UTC
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Post by Svenne
Battery acid bitch Jo Brand was attacked last night by a maniac who
threw a beaker full of sulphuric acid in her face. Luckily Nigel Farage
was standing close by enjoying a coconut flavoured milk shake.
Quick thinking Nigel, who knew milk will neutralize acid, hurled his
milkshake in the direction of Mz Brand. Unfortunately only half of her
face was hit by Nigels coconut flavoured dairy product, the other half
continuing to dissolve into grotesque acid melted deformity. Before
carrying her to the waiting ambulance medics arriving at the scene
clearly marked the acid ravaged portion of her face so doctors would
know which part of her face Nigel had saved and which part was her
normal ugly mug.
If a passer-by killed Farage because they mistakenly thought he was
throwing acid rather than milkshake then that, according to your earlier
posts, would be entirely justificable.

What a strange world.

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